THE SACRED EAGLE

It is said there are 14 ways

to cook the Sacred Eagle.

12 of these cannot be accomplished on Earth.

One of them will result in madness.

The last is available to all of us -

It is happening as we speak.

 

Watch as the recipe is followed:

Hear the billions buzzing

Feel the spin

The mysterious rubbering wave.

 

Face the radar and receive it clearly

Heating, endlessly reversing, it passes through metal's heart

carmelizing all in its path.

 

Now contemplate the distance as

we ignite the univeral magnetron

and together make our daily stand,

In the magic light of the microwave.